- 254. Retiring Minds Want to Know added 4/1/2017
- 255. Lady Luck added 4/2/2017
- 256. Learn From the Young added 4/3/2017
- 257. Third Chakra added 4/4/2017
- 258. Life Is Like An Ice Cream Cone added 4/5/2017
- 259. The Driver’s Seat added 4/6/2017
- 260. All I Want For Christmas added 4/7/2017
- 261. Do As I Say added 4/8/2017
- 262. Resistance is Futile added 4/9/2017
- 263. Be Safe added 4/10/2017
- 264. Kicking and Screaming added 4/11/2017
- 265. Gotta Laugh added 4/12/2017
- 266. No Kidding! added 4/12/2017
- 267. A Life Worth Living added 4/13/2017
- 268. SOS added 4/14/2017
- 269. How Am I Supposed to Get Home? added 4/15/2017
- 270. Wintry Mix added 4/16/2017
- 271. All the News You Can Use added 4/17/2017
- 272. My Drunken Elephant added 4/18/2017
- 273. Resolutions added 4/19/2017
- 274. The Podunk Gazette added 4/21/2017
- 275. Counting Pennies added 4/23/2017
- 276. Walmart Optical Saves the Day added 4/25/2017
- 277. The Cockeyed Optimist added 4/26/2017
- 278. Independence added 4/27/2017
- 279. Blind Skiing added 4/28/2017
- 280. “You Don’t Look Blind!” added 4/29/2017
- 281. Fake It Till You Make It added 4/30/2017